In Ruby We Trust?
There’s been a lot of talk recently about putting a woman on the $10 bill. Well, we nominate Ruby Romaine! And why not? She’s powdered many a President’s kisser up for the camera just beautiful. “I powered Reagan’s nose for those Chesterfield ads!” She also agreed to have a radio transmitter installed in one of her back teeth to spy on all those commie Hollywood movie stars for the CIA. She even had Senator Joe McCarthy’s baby. “He was the first person I did it with in a blimp from sea to shining sea.” See what we mean? Ruby should have this thing in the bag! #TeamRomaine